Guidelines

This is a family-friendly event.

That being said, there will be some things. Here is a non-exhaustive list.

• Alcohol consumption
• Non-alcohol consumption
• Awkwardness happening to someone you love
• Loud noises
• Bright lights
• Space Tunnel of Love
• Sarcasm
• Light mockery of all – we trust you can handle it
• Heavy metal
• Strange games?
• Music and other sounds (actually this was covered by Loud noises, remove this)
• A potential for nipslips
• An unspecified amount of earnestness (sorry)
• Things that were supposed to be funny but did not work out
• Your under-19 dependents should you wish they attend/they wish to attend
• Digestive upset
• Other things
  
  

The following things will not be happening.

• Speeches
• That garter thing (honestly wtf)
  • Crying (we have state of the art CCTV cameras so don’t even)
• Sincere invocations of a god or gods
• Bride & Groom first dance (this isn’t a wedding)
• Your under-19 dependents in attendance should you wish to attend without them
• Meat
• Classism (unless against the ruling classes)
• Racism
• Sexism
• Ableism
• Homo/bi/trans-phobias (ophidiophobia is ok (other phobias will be considered on a case-by-case basis))
  
  

NOTE

Please be advised we will be standing up in front of all of our guests to say some words and make some “vows” which we feel is the important part however the legal mumbo jumbo part is for another time and another place which we feel is the less important part.
Also we’re really excited for each of you to take part in this with us. We’re hoping to create something truly fun and memorable, so we hope you will come with an open mind and a willingness to embrace the unknown - which is, I guess, in a way what we are doing with this whole thing now isn’t it?

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